Basketmouth asks questions about the Presidency giving out 10 million mobile phones

Ace Comedian Basketmouth recently posted this funny article on his facebook page. Enjoy

The Federal Government is to procure 10 million telephone handsets worth about N60 billion from China and the US for free distribution to rural farmers across the country.

Questions:
•Are they buying blackberry porsche for these farmers?
•Are they going to preload the Presidents number in all the phones? As the reason for the purchase is because they want the farmers to have direct contact with the Government.
•Who did the calculation and came up with 10million farmers? Was Obasanjo counted as well?
•Even @ N6,000 per phone,will the farmer plant the phones to grow more phones?
•If they’re buying the phones in bulk,doesn’t it attract a large volume of discount?
•Did the farmers complain that their problem is a mobile phone?

Possible facts:
•Maybe Obama will distribute the phones himself.
•Maybe the phones have inbuilt shovel and fertalizer in them.
•Maybe the phones have inbuilt tractors.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA

Basketmouth asks questions about the Presidency giving out 10 million mobile phones